I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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