You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think I am morally bankrupt
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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