Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So squirting runs in the family.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
