That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
