think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Couch. On fire.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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