Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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