Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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