The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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