dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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