he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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