pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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