what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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