Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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