they need to just BURY HIM!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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