in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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