Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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