Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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