yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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