Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I love having hate sex.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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