Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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