he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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