Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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