You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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