I'm passing your future prison.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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