so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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