you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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