So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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