Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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