GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Randomize