Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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