I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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