I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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