i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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