I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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