i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
