And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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