is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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