someone threw a dead crab at me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Who did Billy Mays play for?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Actions speak louder than pants.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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