I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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