No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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