I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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