our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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