Kiss
Puke
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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