I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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