Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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