you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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