This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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