just survived the first fart of the relationship.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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