I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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