I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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