I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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