This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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