I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Randomize
