if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Terrible idea I love it
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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