its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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