You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.