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• (281): View more from Texas

  wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  She said her name was "party"

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I was born with a shot glass in my hand

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• (323): View more from California

  Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.

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  Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.

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  That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship

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• (562): View more from California

  If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.

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