Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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