dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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