I'd wear matching sweaters with you
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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